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What If everyone was born with a penis and then at the age of three it fell off if you were a girl.

“Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?”
Negative Space (via elliesigh)

(Source: devonsdiary, via liananicoleee)

eggplont:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind


omfg

You have given me power.

eggplont:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

omfg

You have given me power.

eggplont:

perks-of-being-chinese:

guys!! UNICEF is donating a days worth of clean water for every minute you don’t touch your phone
If you leave it on while you sleep, you could help someone for over a year. 
pleASE DO THIS
heres the link to the unicef thing btw

sorry I would help the Africans but I have blogging to do

eggplont:

perks-of-being-chinese:

guys!! UNICEF is donating a days worth of clean water for every minute you don’t touch your phone

If you leave it on while you sleep, you could help someone for over a year. 

pleASE DO THIS

heres the link to the unicef thing btw

sorry I would help the Africans but I have blogging to do

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via eggplont)

wollipyos:


Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

wollipyos:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

(via eggplont)

I have to finish this book

I have to finish this book