Taylor

pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

(Source: mycroftly, via ruinedchildhood)

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo, via ruinedchildhood)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via laughtime)

Dear Future Boyfriend:

If we move in together just know that I take showers naked and you are free to join at any time.

Love, Your Future Girlfriend

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

“Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?”
Negative Space (via elliesigh)

(Source: , via liananicoleee)

eggplont:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind


omfg

You have given me power.

eggplont:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

omfg

You have given me power.

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via eggplont)